diff --git a/news/a309c5a3-9a5d-46ea-aab9-2232fe0427de.trivial.rst b/news/a309c5a3-9a5d-46ea-aab9-2232fe0427de.trivial.rst
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..3fc220ca47e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/news/a309c5a3-9a5d-46ea-aab9-2232fe0427de.trivial.rst
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+break pip's CI, duh
diff --git a/pyproject.toml b/pyproject.toml
index 74a7f71ca59..426de18f45e 100644
--- a/pyproject.toml
+++ b/pyproject.toml
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ classifiers = [
   "Programming Language :: Python :: 3.12",
   "Programming Language :: Python :: Implementation :: CPython",
   "Programming Language :: Python :: Implementation :: PyPy",
+  "banana"
 ]
 authors = [
   {name = "The pip developers", email = "distutils-sig@python.org"},